12 Naughty Songs from Musicals


12 Naughty Songs from Musicals
Top L-R: Hamilton, Smash, Avenue Q Bottom L-R: Spring Awakening, Book of Mormon, Fun House

Loving musicals is generally a wholesome interest, but sometimes there are 1 or 2 songs in there that make some people clutch at their proverbial pearls.

So we’ve made a playlist featuring songs that aren’t exactly SFW unless you want your co-workers or roommates or mom to look at you and go, “what are you listening to?” From a catchy hit where a memorable line is ‘mucho masturbation’ to another that calls for god to stick it, here’s a dozen of the naughtiest songs from musicals.


If you’re not alone or even at work, make sure to plug in your earphones before you play any of these songs on blast:

1. “La Vie Boheme” from Rent


To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
To Huevos Rancheros and Maya Angelou
Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
Creation, vacation
Mucho masturbation

2. “Toucha, Toucha, Toucha, Touch Me” from Rocky Horror Picture Show


Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me
Creature of the night

3. “Say No to This” from Hamilton

 

She turned red, she led me to her bed
Let her legs spread and said
Stay
Hey

4. “Changing My Major” from Fun Home

 
 

But I must say that I’m changing my major to Joan
I’m changing my major to sex with Joan
I’m changing my major to sex with Joan
With a minor in kissing Joan

5. “Dance: Ten, Looks: Three” from A Chorus Line


Just a dash of silicone.
Shake your new maracas and you’ll find:
Tits and ass can change your life.
They sure changed mine.

6. “The Internet is for Porn” from Avenue Q

 
 

The internet is for porn.
The internet is for porn.
Grab your dick and double click
For porn! Porn! Porn!

7. “I Never Met a Wolf Who Didn’t Love to Howl” from Smash

 
 

Just give that teacher a wink and a smile
For a passing grade, you won’t have to wait
And you can thank him later when you graduate
‘Cause I never met a wolf who didn’t love to howl

8. “Dead Girl Walking” from Heathers

 
 

Kiss this dead girl walking
Let’s go, you know the drill
I’m hot and pissed and on the pill
Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking

9. “Totally Fucked” from Spring Awakening


Man, you’re fucked if you just freeze up
Can’t do that thing, that keepin’ still
But you’re fucked if you speak your mind
And you know, uh huh, you will

10. “My Unfortunate Erection (Chip’s Lament)” from 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

 
Erection
Erection
My unfortunate erection
Whoa
It’s ruining my life

11. “Sodomy” from Hair

 

Masturbation
Can be fun
Join the holy orgy
Kama Sutra
Everyone!

12. “Hasa Diga Eebowai” from The Book of Mormon


And eighty percent of us have AIDS (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
Many young girls here get circumcised
Their clits get cut right off (Way oh!)
And so we say up to the sky
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

 

You can listen to the full playlist below:

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